Monday, December 15, 2008

Mr ?

"The reason she left him Gideon Stone's estate is inconsequential. We no longer need him. Finish him."

"I do not care 'ow you do this. I have 70 Dwarves to freeze dry. Do you think I worry about your piffles? Get on with it. I want to hear no more about it until it is done."

"Yes... You heard correctly a new acid peel will be ready for mass marketing in January. It will wrinkle everyone who uses it and they will pay me huge sums for the anti-dote, ha ha ha. World domination of woman kind in within my grasp ha ha ha.
I have to go now. Bunty is calling and has prepared Angel cake for supper. I will ring again tomorrow. I want to hear how he..."

3 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

I suppose 'Angel Cake' could quite possibly be the name of a dwarf porn star...
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Kate Lord Brown said...

Ha! A friend sent me a 'what's your porn star name' thing a month or two ago - KLB comes out as Kitten LaBouche.

I think there's also another way of doing it: first pet's name and the name of the place/street you grew up in. That is if anyone's short of some character names for the (wince) dwarves .... Angel Cake for tea??

Ms Scarlet said...

Oops... I'm Daisy Ladds!!!!
Sx