"This is me, Violet . . .
"Listen Randy, I found the body of Clive this morning . . no I didn't report it to the police... I think they've found him now in any case . . . what? No, I bloody well didn't . . . what do you take me for? Look, will you listen to me and stop getting in a flap . . . I found a key next to his body . . . . . I'm sure it's the key to the security box that we buried in the copse behind The Neptune bar and Tea rooms . . . SHUT UP, for crying out loud . . . will you let me finish . . . okay, okay I'll let you get back to 'Deal or No Deal' in a minute . . . you are obsessed with that programme . . . what I want to know is how Clive got that key. It's important. I thought it was in Joe's father's safe or something . . . really . . . why am I always the last to know?? Oh, and another thing . . . have you ever heard of a bloke called Gideon Stone . . . yes, that's right he's a Dwarf agent . . . really. . . well that explains everything. Have you seen Joe? I think he's up at his mother's place dusting her gin bottle and being morbid . . . police swarming all over the place . . . yes, best to keep a low profile but I'm going up there later . . . you know how I can always twist Joe round my little finger . . . look everything will be fine . . . have you got clean pants for tomorrow? Good . . . yes and you. And don't forget . . . meet me in the copse tomorrow night . . . you know where . . . bring a spade, a pick axe and . . . "